I read a cute little article in my MomSense magazine today that I liked and wanted to share it with you all. While I am certainly not the "King (or Queen) of Pop," when things get crazy around my house today, I am just going to remind myself that I live the life of a rock star!!
"I live the life of a rock star. It's true! I have wild hair and make-up with frequent costume changes.
Everywhere I go I have an entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have no privacy. I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, even when I use the restroom...for my own protection, I'm sure.
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them seems genuinely hurt when I turn him away.
Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothing.
Oh, and don't forget about the stalkers! You know those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can't even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.
Yes, it's true--I live the life of a rock star. And this goes out to my three biggest fans--[Drew, Grayson, and Roe]--thanks for making my debut so special!" by Melinda Coats
4 comments:
That is so cute
Haha! That is so funny...and I am learning very quickly, it is very true!
love you~
It's so wonderful when they are young!
That's precious!
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